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**qwazywabbet** · 04-08-2007, 10:30 AM

MMMMM,,,Imagine it's the year of 2050
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Two very elderly friends, Max and Willy, met in the park every day to drink beer, feed the pigeons, drink beer and watch the squirrels,drink beer ,watch babes with big tits,drink beer and discuss world problems.One day Willy didn't show up. Max didn't think much about it, But after Willy hadn't shown up for a week or so, Max really got worried.But one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold,there's Willy! Max said, "For crying out loud Willy, what happened to you???"Willy replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail??," cried Max. "What in the world for??""Well," Willy said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"Well, one day last month she got mad at me, and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think,,, an old fart like me could still do "it". That when I got into court, I pled 'Guilty'.The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury.

Hey,,I remember to use a post icon this time !!!

04-08-2007, 10:30 AM	#1 (permalink)
qwazywabbet you been warned Premium Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,055	Max and Willy in the year 2050 MMMMM,,,Imagine it's the year of 2050 --------------------------------------- Two very elderly friends, Max and Willy, met in the park every day to drink beer, feed the pigeons, drink beer and watch the squirrels,drink beer ,watch babes with big tits,drink beer and discuss world problems.One day Willy didn't show up. Max didn't think much about it, But after Willy hadn't shown up for a week or so, Max really got worried.But one day Max approached the park and, lo and behold,there's Willy! Max said, "For crying out loud Willy, what happened to you???"Willy replied, "I have been in jail." "Jail??," cried Max. "What in the world for??""Well," Willy said, "You know Sue, that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes get coffee?"Well, one day last month she got mad at me, and to get even, she charged me with rape. I was so proud of what everyone would think,,, an old fart like me could still do "it". That when I got into court, I pled 'Guilty'.The judge then took a good look at me and gave me 30 days for perjury. Hey,,I remember to use a post icon this time !!!