[Irondog]

Ok, so this will be short and to the point..........well maybe not but I will try. The wife and I took our kids to Disneyland for Lexi's 3rd Birthday along with a friend of my wife and her 2 kids. Well of course we had to take them to "It's a small world" and since my youngest daughter is too little to go on the rides I stayed behind to watch her and the strollers while my wife and her friend took the other kids on the ride.

At this time I would like to add that there is nothing funnier than calling it "The happiest place on Earth" while you watch parents spank their kids and yell at them because they are out of control.

They need to take advice from me and and bring some booze with them to keep them calm. So anyways..........there I was watching Faith and just "people watching" when I happened to see something falling from the sky into the long line of waiting people. Yep.............SEAGULLS...........12 o-clock high taking their daily dump from 2000 feet. People were getting bombed like crazy and I was laughing so hard I couldn't even get my camera out fast enough to photo them scraping shit off of themselves.

My daughter was laughing at me laugh and we were having the time of our life..........it was a good bonding moment for us. I will be sure to instill my sense of humour in her as soon as I can. Nothing like laughing at others mis-fortune like that.

Let me also say that after People watching yesterday it's true..........America is OVERWEIGHT!!!!!!!! I thought I was fat till I watched those people..........HOLY SHIT!!!