[mommysalomi]

okay I thought I would share with ya'll what happened to me yesterday....
I take care of an eldery couple and they have a rental house that people just moved out of so me and my husband went to help clean it up...We were in the garage and the big door was open. We were sweeping up kitty litter and I was a little hopped up on alot of energy drinks so I was moving very quickly with little thought of what I was doing..Well we had the big garbage can in there [the kind on wheels with a lid that the garbage man picks up].

So I was sweeping away and the garbage can was in my way..The lid was all the way open.. So I grab it to move it not closing the lid, and step on the lid as I'm moving it well, I had a lot of momentum and the garbage can had wheels so when I stepped on the lid the garbage can took off across the garage with me half on the lid and trying to use my other foot to stop myself..so picture me and a big garbage can skidding across the garage and me not gracefully at all falling with it..I do not know why I just didn't let go but it tool me about 15 feet across the garage right to the front that was open and I litterally fell face down [ I mean I was laid out !!!!} on the garbage lid with the trash spilling out on me ..I do not know how I did not really injure myself but i was okay I was laughing so hard I could not get up.My husband wanted to laugh so hard but new if I had injured myself I would be pissed if he did. He said it was the best thing he had seen me do in months .. I know that if I had seen someone do that I would probally have pissed myself..

Lucky for me no one was driving or walking by..My husband was looking to see if anyone else had witnessed it and I think he was a little upset that no one had..I have been married to my husband for 10 years and together for13 and never have I been so embarressed in front of him and I am always falling or running into shit...You do not have to have a great imagination to picture this and what you picture is probally how it went down !!!!!