Mommy, I think I have figured out what you can do to get rid of your gophers...........
You need 5 gallons of gas......... pour a little in each hole. Then you get a bedsheet and twist it up so it is a long thin. Next you stick one end in the hole and stretch it out. Then you pour a little gas on the sheet and light it.
You may smell a little burnt flesh for a few days but your gopher problem should be over!!!!
Either that or you could just buy a bunch of corks that are the size of the holes and cork all the holes. They will have to leave if they can't breath.
