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Old 04-29-2006, 04:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ramble Spying on Neighbor Whore

Thought I already told this story on here, but can't seem to find it.

Back when I was probably 10 or maybe 11. Before we moved away from my old neighborhood, my friends and I would always spy on people through their windows at night. One time was on my buddy's neighbor who was a total whore.

My buddy's neighbor owned a 4 bedroom house, and she rented the rooms out only to men. And we'd see her bringing home different men damn near every night and everyone on the street basically knew she was a little whore. Probably got paid to fuck. Besides standing on my buddy's bookshelf in his den and peaking out the window diagonally down through her shower window to watch her when she'd shower, we'd occasionally slip between the tall hedges and her bedroom window and watch her get the shit fucked out of her.

Well one warm summer night, we hear some moaning coming from her house, and we all shimmy between the tall hedges and her bedroom window and we're standing their silently while she's taking a good fucking from what appeared to be one of her renters which was a police officer. Apparently he was getting a discount on this month's rent.

Anyway, she always has these lacy curtains pulled across the windows, even though the hedges give her complete privacy. That is if you aren't squished behind the hedges like we were spying on her.

So we are all standing there, shoulder to should peering through the lacy curtains while she's getting pounded and both her and the dude fucking her were in doggy style position and facing away from us, the window. My buddy leans forward, to try and peak through the curtain and THUMP! He bangs the shit out of his head on the window. Apparently she pulled the window shut which it is NEVER shut. Always has the fricken thing open. We all instantly bolt out of there and are running to various locations. Almost everyone took off from the street completely to go to one of the guy's house that was a few blocks away, but myself and my buddy, who is the next door neighbor of this chick, run a few doors down to our friends house and storm into their house and tell our friend, that no matter who or what comes to the door, we've been with them all night long playing in their house.

Lucky for us, since the dude was butt naked humping her, it took him a minute or two to get enough clothes on to storm outside. Which gave us plenty of time to get away.

Well, about an hour goes by and figure its a done deal and no worries so we're all kicking back on the porch, and here comes a cop car up the street. Pulls up across the street, talks with the cop that was humping her and then the 2 cops that just drove up walk around and are checking bushes and looking around with their flashlights. They spot us on the porch and come over to talk with us for a few minutes.

They ask us what we've been up to all night and stuff and if we saw anyone outside tonight on the street. I answered that we've been upstairs most of the night but we did hear what sounded like a bunch of guys running down the street about an hour ago, but didn't think about it since the neighborhood has so many kids and stuff.

One of the cops believed us, and the other cop had this smile on his face and knew I was full of shit but they just walked away, got back in their car and left.

We got lucky that night and decided never to spy on her from behind her hedges again.

Strictly bookshelf peeping down on her into her shower from there on out.
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