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**I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned** · 03-24-2006, 07:15 PM

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a

farmer." The accountant asks, "What does

farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."

03-24-2006, 07:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
I Promise To Return To MTW Since I Have Been Banned Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 951	Filing Taxes A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, and then asks, "What is your occupation?" The woman replies, "I'm a whore." The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let's try to rephrase that." The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute." "No, that is still too crude. Try again." They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a farmer." The accountant asks, "What does farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?" "Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."