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Captain Barr · 10-18-2005, 06:15 PM

#1 Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
#2 Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser.
#3 Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again.
#4 Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.
#5 Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am.
#6 Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember).
#7 Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
#8 Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong.
#9 Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.
#10 Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
#11 Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
#12 Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

10-18-2005, 06:15 PM	#1 (permalink)
Captain Barr Established Monkey Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 479	New Alcohol Warnings for Bottles #1 Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. #2 Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a loser. #3 Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again. #4 Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish. #5 Consumption of alcohol may convince you that your ex is really dying to hear from you at 4 am. #6 Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you can't remember). #7 Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead. #8 Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you're tougher than a really big guy named Kong. #9 Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible. #10 Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. #11 Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small... or large gaps of time may seem to literally disappear. #12 Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy. __________________ Your voice is the only weapon you need to own.